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maaluwk ahu wunot mokada kranne?

Balanna oyat mekata ekangada kiyala.
muhude maalu gdk innnava.
Ainakata wela piththak dagena inna aipta
loku maalu alllannath ba.
aema miss wela panapu maluwa ayeth hoyannnath ba.
Ehema Dawasata wena maalu Ahu wenneth natilu.
Itin oyath ama dagena inna welawe
maaluwk ahu wunot mokada kranne?
ehenam mokada eyawa gille..?

Aunty:Hi baba!
Boy:Hi aunty! Ai aunty oyage bada pimbila thiyenne?
Aunty:a putha bade malli babek inna nisa ne
Boy:malli narakaida?
Aunty:na.aya hari........hondai.
Boy:aya aththatama hondaida?
Aunty: ow malli baba aththatama godaaak...... hondai.
Boy:ehenam mokada malliwa gille ?

  mata nemai uncal ape mallita..

Onna eka dawasak 5 wasare kollek book shop ekakata giyalu.
Mudalali : puthata monada one ?
Kolla : mm... uncle mata b'day card ekak ona...
Muda : inna poddak.. (mudalali b'day card tikak genath dunna.)
kolla : apo uncle me monada, mata ona rosa mal tiyena ewa.
Muda: rosa mal ?? Kata dennada putha ?
Kolla : pemwathiyata denna...
Muda: (pudumayen) ah ? Mechchara podi kollekta pemwathiyo innawada ? Matanam wishwasa karannath ba...
Kolla: na na uncle pissuda ?  Mata nemai.
Muda: ah, eka misak. Ehenam katada ?
Kolla: mata nemai uncal ape mallita... 
EXPIRE DATE

WIFE-monawada darling oya othana idagena karanne
HUSBAND- mukuth na.
WIFE-mukuth nathi wenne kohomada
oya ape kasada sahathike aragena
ude idala ehapaththa mehapaththa peralagena hoyanne
HUSBAND-na mama me baluwe meke
"EXPIRE DATE" ekak thiyenawada kiyala.
MEA EXCUSE ME

MEA EXCUSE ME NANGI,
ME BUS HOLT EKA KOHETADA YANNE?
Bus holt eka kohewath yanne nea
mama danna kaale idala oka thiyenne methana.
AH EHENAM NANGI BUS EKA
YANNE KOHETADA KIYANAWADA?
bus eka yanne issarahata.
Habai reverse kaloth passata thama.
APO NANGIGE HARI GAS NE.
GEDARA BATH UYANNE GAS WALINDA?
ne haal walin
Zoo News.

Ahunada..!
Sattuwatte Bombayak pupurala.
Sinhayek athanma marilalu.
Hitapu walassu dennekuge Kakaul kadila..
Un dennata tikak amaruilu.
tawa Buruwo dennekut panala Gihilla.
ekek pare watila Ididdi allagena
Uta hugak amaruilu.
U dan inne ICU eke.
Anith Buruwa Dan me Msg aka kiyawanawa..
onna Dan Hinawakut Giya Lejjawata.......!!!
 
 
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